BREAKING: First Lady Indoctrinates Kids in Maoist Agrarian Revolution

The evidence continues to pile up Dear Readers, as the First "Lady" continues the work of her husband's IslamoMarxistSocialist assault on America. In the above clip, Michelle Obama clearly intends to indoctrinate helpless children and prepare them for a future of growing soy on government-run collectivist farms. She is joined by what is clearly an impish RED goblin of some kind and a possibly homosexual giant chicken.

Clearly the Obama plan is to establish an unholy Children of the Corn-like army. After their parents have been exported to FEMA-concentration camps, America's children will be harvested and force-fed vegetables to make them "strong" for the coming purges. "Planting seeds" is an Alinsky-style radical code-word for sowing the foundations of a Socialist revolution in the minds of the nation's innocent, impressionable children. You know what else is a seed? An ACORN...Stay tuned for more breaking coverage...